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Jokes For Kids

What do you get when you put cheese next to some ducksWhy are teddy bears never hungry_ They’re always stuffedWhy did the computer sneeze_ It had a virusCan bees fly in the rainWhy did the girl throw a stick of butterWhen do monkeys fall from they skyWhat is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of musicWhy do bees have sticky hairWhy did the jellybean go to school_ To become a smartie!Knock-knock! Who’s there_ Irish. Irish who_ Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!What do you call a hen who counts her eggsWhat is fast, loud, and crunchyWhat do you call flowers who are BFFsWhy are you so tired in AprilWhat time do ducks wakeupWhat’s the best place to grow flowers in schoolWhy shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a jokeHow does the Easter Bunny stay in shape